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Fill those stockings: Need to spice up Xmas? Metro offers up its sexy shopping list

‘All Wrapped Up’ dress

Of course, the best gift you can give your partner is you. Wrapped in this festive red satin and sheer mesh dress (OK, ‘dress’), worn over your favourite lingerie or on its own, you really will be the gift that keeps on giving. £20,

Sexy Miss Santa chemise

Now we know why Santa has that red-cheek glow. This frisky Miss Santa look — sheer red lace and oh-so-tickly faux feathers — will introduce much festive cheer. £25,

Satin and lace eye mask

Ooh, Mr Grey… Or Mr Red Satin and Mr Black Lace in this case. Fancy exploring your adventurous side? This eye mask is a great way to start. £10,

2020 Guys calendar

Whatever 2020 brings, this Hot Guys calendar will soften the blow. £7,

Chocolate body paint

Drizzle chocolate-flavoured body paint over each other and lick it off for a delicious treat. If you can’t make sex calorific at Christmas, when can you? £8,

‘Romantic challenges’ game

From the brilliantly named Tease & Please comes Romantic Heart, ‘a red-hot game for two to play’. The heart-shaped box contains 100 tiny scrolls with romantic/erotic challenges printed upon them. Use the tweezers (included) to carefully pick out a scroll — it’s like Operation for adults. From ‘rent a romantic movie’ to ‘share a fantasy’, these instructions will spice up the holidays. £12,

Sh! online gift voucher

Ah, a virtual voucher. Clever. You fill in the details and the lucky recipient gets an email telling them there’s money for them to spend on Sh! goodies. Perfect for shy people who’d rather buy sex toys online.